Coming back from my recent sojurn in beautiful, yet drier, climes, my mind was relaxed, my mood was good, but my hair looked like it I recently underwent electroshock therapy and felt like a Brillo pad. In hopes of salvaging my locks and avoiding a Brittney psycho-salon moment, I decided to try Neutrogena’s Triple Moisture Deep Recovery Hair Mask which retails for 6.99 at Target. You are supposed to put it on once a week post-shampoo for 3-5 minutes. After using I had envisioned a “Don’t Hate Me Because I am Beautiful” moment sans Kelly LeBrock and the flowing weave, however what I got was slightly more hydrated, yet nothing stunningly dramatic, hair. So definitely not the triple threat of price, performance and punch I was hoping for.

Rating: 1 carat. Not worth the money, anyway I hear the Kojack is coming back.