1.     Try something that requires batteries.

2.     Role play…nothing like a little Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky to get your juices flowing.

3.     Foolproof birth control… Jon and Kate may not have had the reality show, but they may still have had        their marriage.

4.      In words of The Ladies Man…”Have you tried the butt?”

5.     Write down of paper the top 5 things that attracted you to your significant other.  After 5 minutes realize     that in the time it took you to do that you could have done the deed and been reading your new book.

6.     Order something on pay per view that costs $9.99 and which you will make it through     approximately ten minutes of.

7.     Take a shower.

8.     Get waxed together.   Balls for a Brazilian.  Quid pro quo.

9.     Give the kids Benedryl.

10.  Lube…lots of lube.