Steel Magnolias-Seriously is there any better way to spend a Sunday? It has everything: laughter, tears and Dylan McDermott.  Blush and Bashful, y’all.

Cheap Tabloids-What’s better than seeing telescopic pictures of star’s cellulite?  The trashier the better, and please spare me the human interest stories and book reviews People, I like my trash without a side of humanity.

Pez Dispensers- These are the most frustrating, useless ways to eat crappy candy, but there is something about loading little squares into a plastic head that always sucks you in.

Granny Panties- Clearly not the choice if nookie is on your mind, but there is nothing better than having to pull them up off of your thighs instead of out of your butt.

Cherry ChapStick- Its greasy, colorless, and lasts about two seconds. Which reminds me of a high school boyfriend. There is just something about the smell that makes you want to eat it over ice cream.

Beer Cozies- The redneck wedding favor of choice. Who doesn’t love a nice frosty PBR encased in an insulated sleeve with “Justin and Jessica 4 ever” on it?

Eyelash Curlers- Reminiscent of medieval torture device, these have the ability to completely obviate the need for mascara if used improperly. However, there is just something so saucy about that little lash flip that keeps us coming back for more.

Romance Novels-We love it when Sebastian roughs up Valentina before giving her what she didn’t know she always wanted.  Short on the women’s lib but long on entertainment, we can’t keep our filthy paws off of them.

Dance/Figure Skating/Gymnastics Movies-From Center Stage to Dirty Dancing and Cutting Edge to Coyote Ugly, no one puts these babies in the corner.  What’s better than a little suspension of disbelief…we all watch and wish we were practicing our lifts.