Wow.  I’ve never felt better.  So incredibly sexy and desirable.   I am really enjoying the fact that my elastic waisted pants are leaving angry red welts on my stomach and inner thighs.  But don’t worry, I polished off all the pie so I could start fresh tomorrow…I mean don’t you think it’s better to eat a weeks worth of calories in one bad day of eating instead of snacking poorly the rest of the week, you know, cross that pie off my to do list?

I think so too…and as such I need to re-think my dress for the holiday party circuit because there are not enough Spanx in the free world to suck in this gut.  Enter Stop Staring’s Gathered Ava Dress in black.  I freakin’ love this dress.  Classic, sexy, and stretchy this dress makes you look a whole let better than you actually do.  The ruching on the stomach is perfect for hiding all turkey day transgressions and the material is thick enough to slim out any other bumps or dimples.  It does run a bit small, so make sure to check out the sizing, but at $130 this perfect little black dress will be a wardrobe workhorse for years to come.

Rating: 3 Carats…thank the baby Jesus for this wonder.