Finding a good pair of panties is like winning in Vegas.   It’s a crapshoot, but if you get lucky and hit the jackpot it’s the best feeling in the world.    Most of us have had the experience of buying undies that look fabulous on anorexic eighteen year old models, but when you get them home they feel like anal floss and require a full Brazilian before wearing.   On the flip side, no one wants to walk around with panties that come up to your bra line with a crotch big enough to support a pillow sized maxi-pad.   

In the interest of finding a pair that covered the critical areas, while still making sure my husband didn’t think he was sleeping with one of the Golden Girls, I tried the Body by Victoria ultrasmooth seamless boy short.    In contrast to the normal VS fare, these actually provided decent coverage and gave the no lines look of a thong without the feeling that my backside got hungry and ingested my underwear.    The fabric is nice and soft and if you can get over the fact that everyone in this catalogue falls in the top 1% of the gene pool, these are actually a decent buy.  They alsocome in a variety of flesh friendly colors which make them perfect for wearing under your summer whites.

Rating: 2 Carats.  Now if I could just order Giselle’s butt to put in them, they would get a 3. (PS- they are on sale right now and you can get 3 for $30).