One day, feeling a little grubby

I went searching for a product to help correct my stubbly

As I warily wandered down the rows

Looking for something to trim my legs and toes

Your pretty blue packaging sold me

(Never mind that now you’re a little moldy)

I brought you home and you shaved me sweetly

I loved you so much, I groomed more than bi-weekly

You are always so considerate and smooth

Even when your in my naughty grooves

You leave my legs so sleek and slick

I might even use you to trim my husbands…ears

Oh Venus I love you so, I love you sweetly

Like Tom said to Renee, you complete me

Rating : 3 Carats.  Great razor, blades last forever.  At less than $13 for razor and refill blades, it’s a steal and will leave your legs soft, smooth, and scab free.

Check out the Venus razor here.