There is nothing better than crazy times with a little al-keey-hawl, and there is nothing worse than waking up the next morning with your hands still tied to the bedposts and a ranging hangover. Priority number two (number one is getting someone to untie you), is to find something that will enable you to make it semi-vertical through the next ten or so hours until you can return to your bed. Through my extensive “research” I have found that nothing does the trick better than Emergen-C, which can be found at Target or most grocery stores for right around $12 for a box containing 36 “doses”. This stuff comes in a variety of different flavors (I prefer the Raspberry Fizz) and is loaded with vitamins, that somehow make the post-imbibing world a little bit easier to handle…I’m not sure if they do anything to reverse the effects of liver damage. You mix the individual packets with water, and after chugging (maybe a poor word choice) about two glasses of this stuff you actually feel like you may someday be wasting away in margaritaville again.

Rating: 3 carats. This stuff sticks to hangover like hair on a biscuit.