At first I was extremely wary when a dear friend and PP fan recommended the $2.99 La Cross Eyebrow Shapers for a review.  But then she said they were recommended to her by her super glamorous and non-hirsute model friend and all my fears were allayed.  Because if it’s good enough for a model, it’s damn skippy sure good enough for little ole’ me. 

I found them in the tweezer section of my local Walgreens.  They are marketed as eyebrow shapers, and I think these must be a go to tool for cross dressers and trannies.   And let’s face it, the older we get, the more we all have in common with Ru Paul.  Case in point, the white hair I found the other day growing out the middle of my forehead like a unicorn horn.  True story. 

They are shaped like a mini toothbrush and have plastic handles in lovely pastel shades.  But don’t be fooled or try to use them for dental hygiene because in the place of bristles, there is a death blade.  These are great for taming the unibrow when you don’t have time to wax, or for grooming those baby fine hairs above the eyebrow.  But the uses don’t stop there my friends, I have compiled a short list below.

1. Perfect if you want to take a little off the top…lip
2. Excellent for grooming those pesky toe hairs
3. Useful if you have a loose thread, made a mistake in your needlepoint, or want to give yourself bangs
4. Think of them as your personal weed whackers for those hard to reach areas…and I taint talking about your ankles
5. If you have a dinner party, you could use them to make some really stunning garnishes out of baby radishes

Rating: 3 carats…mostly for the Van Dame like versatility and entertainment value.  I cannot stop thinking of ways to use these beauties.  I love these little suckers.   I am going to carry them in my purse from now on…who doesn’t love a beauty bargain that doubles as a weapon?

Warning: It’s our prerogative to warn you, one slip and you’ll be sporting the Bobby Brown eyebrow fade.