We’ve been bad, bad girls…life has been getting in the way of  snarky comments, self deprecating humor, and the worst of all…shopping.  For now, take solace in the fact that you can get 30% off the entire store at Old Navy this weekend.

They’ve really upped the quality of their basics this season.  I’m loving this sweater...perfect staple for skinny jeans.  Be sure to order a size smaller than normal for that sexy Tawny Kitaen vibe we’re all secretly after.

1.   To eat more refined sugar.

2.   To stop making fun of midgets, karma’s a bitch.

3.   To make the muffin top the hallmark of womanly beauty and acclaim.

4.  To stop showering and drying our hair daily…for mother earth.

5.  To watch more of the, “The Biggest Loser” to feel better about ourselves…until they get skinny and can run farther than us. Well, that first episode is great.

6.   To finish our ground breaking historical romance novel, “A Ravishing Gone A Rubbishing”,  the much anticipated sequel to “A Plunder Gone Asunder”.

7.   To give back to the world every single day whether it be through volunteering, helping those in need, or just make sure no one is subjected to the unsightly vision of our whale tail in our too tight jeans.

8.   To stop drinking alcohol.  Yeah right, just about as likely as Tiger Woods keeping it in his pants. Boy am I thirsty…

9.   To outgrow our pants so we can give them to the less fortunate.

10.  Solve global warming, disarm Iran, find the perfect button fitted button down shirt, and to unite Product Princesses all across the globe.