I don’t know about you all, but this product princess is sick of jersey.  No, not the jersey of the Real Housewives variety, never them.  But I don’t understand how jersey is now the fabric of choice for every designer from Tahari to Target.  I am sick of dresses that make me look pregnant…I am quite adept of accomplishing that on my own thanks to my baby daddies Ben, Jerry, and Cheeto.  Hey, I get around. Please don’t judge me.

Anyways, while on the search for something that appealed and concealed I happened across Converse One Star’s Alameda Shirred Dress at Target.  At $26.95 the price was perfect and I opted for the navy but it’s also available in a bright pink.  I was instantly in love, even in the horrible light of the dressing room.  This dress made my boobs look great and gave the illusion of a flat mid section.  It was fitted and structured in the best way and super comfortable.  I don’t think the picture above is that great and this is the one time that I will claim I look better in something then the model.  If you have some curves, unlike the stick insect above, this dress will work for you.

Rating: 2 carats.  Great buy at a great price.